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The ides of October
beware dear pirates the ides of oct
there are those amongst us who would have you f.ollowed
Poor Baranabos has been deleted
and so the club becomes depleted
fear not brave pirates we shall abound
let not your spirit be trodden and ground
lets hoist the jolly roger once more
and just laugh off a frightful bore
the crew will set sail again next week
so there is no need to sneak a peak
so wash your mouth of apparent double entendre
Mary whitehouse is clearly washing her laundry
So dear pirates ,lets hoist the jolly roger once more
to the horizon we shall , go forth, and explore
CP
PS read quick before she goes, our editor friend does not like prose
there are those amongst us who would have you f.ollowed
Poor Baranabos has been deleted
and so the club becomes depleted
fear not brave pirates we shall abound
let not your spirit be trodden and ground
lets hoist the jolly roger once more
and just laugh off a frightful bore
the crew will set sail again next week
so there is no need to sneak a peak
so wash your mouth of apparent double entendre
Mary whitehouse is clearly washing her laundry
So dear pirates ,lets hoist the jolly roger once more
to the horizon we shall , go forth, and explore
CP
PS read quick before she goes, our editor friend does not like prose
Comments
through this murky affray
with aplomb, panash and some style.
the rules from this day
are intended to stay
posts which unconsciously rile
But for those in the know
It often is worse than it sounds
We trust that you few
will in future eschew
the temptation to stray out of bounds
p.s. B. It needs to scan unless it's prose. Don't you knowse? (poetic license)
Only trying to have some fun!
Jake leaves the crew to find their way
only to find they go astray.
Fear not, Jake will soon be back,
if only to get things back on track,
The Black Pig must be made more sound,
afore she goes and runs aground
Enough of all this bawdy discourse
get back upon a righteous course,
Don't lose your way,
turn the ship around,
Don't want the crew up on dry land,
may end with Matron taking things in hand.
CTJ
if its that you want, then stay in your bed
The pig is free to fly where ever it feels
it is not constrained by fatuous deals
So for all those redcoats with righteous indignation
there are plenty of rides to satisfy your inclination
pirates are fueled by the fun in life
we are not constrained by troubles and strife
all pirates are welcome, but its not for all
its depends if your are serious, or like having a ball
So make your choice and then live with it
beware those who enter ........ you might just well fit
CP
two wheels
cyclists go far
pirates; how so?
or
sail away
we smile goodbyes
happy together
though you strain in the main to explain all in vain
we remain not so vain no such strain no disdain
we include never rude none eschewed lycra dude .
We all like a bit of a laugh, but its worth remembering anything you write is seen by anyone who reads the forum, potential members, people from other clubs, and of course all the junior and youth members from our club. When you write on the forum you are representing the club and all its members. That's why we edit out bad language and anything else that you wouldn't say to a youth member face-to-face. As well as non-cycling stuff that's better off elsewhere.
To be absolutely clear: there is no forum ban on anything else. As long as its appropriate, and you are representing the club responsibly, please post what you like on the forum - that's what its there for. But please do think about the people and the club that you are representing.
There have been so many positive things happening in the club recently, the hill climb and cyclo-cross this weekend to name but two. I'd love to see more energy and focus on our brilliant achievements. Just my view.
Happy to talk more. As a committee we always welcomes feedback.
stef@ccashwell.com
but with storm clouds approaching i fear i wont last
For land lubbers with delete buttons have set in their sights
to rid the high seas of this pirate blight
so my tricorns on e-bay with my cutlass and my parrot
and i just put in a bid for a flat cap and a carrot
now i may look a plonker on the poop deck in a swell
but will fit in quite nicely with the good folk of Ashwell
the eye has choosen to send in the hounds
the dark lord welds his ring of power
to stop the pirates as they blossom and flower
no more can you multiple, or even duplicate
the nameless one will soon close the gate
Adew, adew, my hartis lust.
Adew my joy and my solace.
With dubyl sorrow complain I must,
until I dye, alas, alas.
my time on middle earth will end
goodbye , goodbye my soul mate and friend
GG
you soon will be
I am with Gandalf the Grey , off with the pixies
FB
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R2D2
Gandalf a troll ? that's a good one
he says goodbye to an item that is about deleting him ( and 250 others it seems )
this makes him a troll
the act of saying something I assume ,linked to sinister characters on the net
nice one
so what is wrong with every character having a name to stop the anonymous issue
delete any without this
leaves the fun, without the threat
PS for those who do not get it , you write in the style of the character that is posted, hence multiple ones, its called fun
bring back the days of Cavendish on the forum,
PPS I have added please , so it is polite, right ?
FB