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CBQ or Cool Bike Quotes

Carbon KenCarbon Ken
edited May 2010 in General
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  • Carbon KenCarbon Ken
    “When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
  • ScouseChrisScouseChris
    one for timd...

    A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.

    "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.

    "Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."

    "Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
  • ScouseChrisScouseChris
    sex and cycling...

    It's easy to make mistakes when mounting under the influence of alcohol.

    You're always sore after a good, hard ride. here all week!

    i am here all week!
  • ScouseChrisScouseChris
    Did you hear about the cyclist who used viagra eye drops? They made him look hard!

    and he wanted to see some stiffer opposition!
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