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clean minds , clean living, clean bikes
dirty boy , dirty bike
............you dirty , dirty boy
but tour of the pirate hidey holes does involve log fires -
A fine voyage
40 miles at 16.1mph
route hazard free
See you again next week
CP -
A crew of 3 set sail into the eye of the storm.
A sense of adventure and belonging built,
with the elements promising change and uncertainty to come.
Had we found purpose , had we found our part in the melody , had we found peace in… -
yes we are going
all hands on deck you swobs
head into the storm
and be grateful to be alive
CP -
PS Jolly roger shirts available for those now without any
bit nippy for that
Incoming !!!!
Man the canons
bare you balls
See the pee -
Me thinks you are seeing things
check source of grog
the eye can deceive you..........
try the patch on the other one
CP -
Never trust a pirate !
all the charts , all the chat , no show
something about hugging a tree
Good ride with plenty of crew members
not sure of stats about 40 miles at about 17ish back for 12.30
Barkway / Chrishal… -
Ahoy the Stern
Good to hear will last past first puddle
Still sure I can find something to debate about
No grog this week so no excuses
( did come down with the plague though afterwards )
still there it is just by… -
a voyage of two halfs
5 punctures on 3 riders on the road to Buntingford
cold with 2 riders turning back and 1 abandoned ( left some rum )
covered 10 miles in 1hour 30 mins - not good
( cut throat jake in charge who then left … -
boring night doing jobs on computer
oh them northern lights..........
still will be upright on deck tomorrow
CP -
Them northern swobs are a rough bunch , but hospitable
large quantities of grog right from the start ( lunchtime )
about to fall over at 9pm ( no food )
one of locals there to catch and seat me in fish and chip shop
Best ever … -
Any port in a storm is always welcome.
Afraid I can not read , not required in my line of work
visiting a pro always helps
good luck !
CP -
I guess groggy derives from grog
excellent tucker
all dressing welcome including cross
next time will have a pirates club Thai
all the best clubs have one !
CP -
Ahoy me hearties
40 miles at 17.4mph
rotational harmony in action
and nothing dropped
The crows nest was welcoming in the fog
all aboard for next week
CP -
Ahoy seaman
sounds like you are doing it standing up too much
try the seated position more often
recumbent works for some , but not to my taste
burning calfs can also be due to too much aggression
try a gentler ap… -
Ahoy me hearties
for all swobs with bad memories
07.15 for 7.30pm Dine Bangla Baldock
dress is required
free rum to all from the last one on board
CP -
We Pirates are all inclusive
Even tartan wearing fried Mars bar lovers !
Are you related to Danny Boyle ?
CP -
Ahoy fellow pirates
52 miles at 17.8mph
3 punctures , I broken chain - due to torque apparently
All life to see on the high seas
Harmonious circulation was a sight to fill the chest with pride
and eyes awash with … -
PS a part from when in sight of Ashwell of course
let battle commence
the victory take the spoils of GLORY !
...........apart from this week when I lead everyone out -
Ahoy fellow pirates
Compass set to Woburn
Tried a bit of democracy with a crew of 14 , but had a small mutiny on the poop deck instead.
Got the plank out , the thought of keelhauling enough to restore order.
fair saili… -
The crew set sail with blues skies,
and panoramic views of the horizon.
50 miles at 17.8 mph
Plenty of swobs for cleaning the deck,
so 13 in military precision and rotational harmony,
a beautiful site to behold.
Ahoy me hearties
Cut Throat Jake is cutting a fine jib
Afraid the manacles of society has me in its grasp
Gone the freedom of the seven seas
A slave to the red coats and their taxes
Still should be able to afford a new b…Good sailing had by all,
plenty of crew to man all stations.
Even had a peacock showing his feathers,
but they did fade in the last showing ;-)
50 miles at 17.5mph ish Easterly to Duxford
Bon Voyage me HeartiesNeed a good discharge on the port side,
that should shift some ballast.
Not sure if the wreckage left will be a floater bobbing up and down.
Either way nothing better than a broad side
with the wind in your hair and the sun on…Fair sailing to all your crew
A safe passage from the black pig
one day you may wish to join the dark side
CPFear not my fellow hearties
I have been attached by mountainous Whales these last few days,
but lived to tell the tale....just
More liquid self indulgence to come on Sunday
But Cut Throat Jake sails a fair ship as usual.
…No seaman by that name here
Must be a redcoat !
The plank for him and may the sharks take their pleasure
CPThose who do not like the ship's company
should stay off the ship
especially the hypocrites that started it
xxx
A foul wind blows , away the anchor me hearties
CPIs that you Master Bates ?
I thought I heard your voice.
Must be the wind
Bear south for fairer waters me heartiesAhoy the jolly roger
Had a flagon or two myself
quick spin with the birthday boy on Monday evening
we immortals do not worry about such things
Myself and Master Bates
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