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Yo Ho Ho Ho If you should go skating On the thin ice of modern life Dragging behind you the silent reproach Of a million tear-stained eyes Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice Appears under your feet You slip out of your depth …
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Yo Ho Ho Ho You know that you are (Cold, cold) (as, as) (ice) As cold as ice to me (Cold, cold, cold) (as, as, as) (ice) You're as cold as ice (Cold as ice) Cold as ice I know (You're as cold as ice) You're as cold as ice (Cold…
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Yo Ho Ho Ho Well the devil may care, You toss 'em back and be a man, With the last time, Black ice, End of it all, end of the line, End of the road, Black ice, Black ice AC/FD
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Yo Ho Ho Ho We're drinking in the bar We're floating like a drunk barfly And everyone who sees us greets us with a rye I'm feeling very tight No riding in the white and blue I'm finding I can fly so high above than you. Flailing…
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Yo Ho Ho Ho Unlikely I'll be out as I have another big Christmas bash the night before. That's about the 6th this month. Wassail, wassail, all over the town Our toast it is white and our ale it is brown Our bowl it is made of the white…
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Yo Ho Ho Ho No ride today, but stomped 10 miles from Hitchin to Weston and back. Sleigh bells ring are you listening in the lane snow is glistening A beautiful sight we're happy tonight walking in a winter wonderland Festi…
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Yo Ho Ho Ho Hey, Mr. Gandalf comes on over here To say we're not so friendly But it's very cold out here in the snow Marching to, and he's the enemy. Oh I say it's tough, I have had enough Can you stop the Gandalfry? Festive Dutc…
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Yo Ho Ho Ho Oh the weather outside is frightful But my bed is so delightful And since we've no place to go Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! The drink showed no signs of stopping And my hangover's really whopping The lights …
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Yo Ho Ho Ho Jingle bells, Cap'n smells Dutchman's gone away Not riding through the snow On a one speed old Raleigh. Freezing Dutchman.
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Yo Ho Ho Ho Winter and Santa are coming. I doubt I will be though, if the forecast is right. (Michael) Fish Dutchman
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Yo Ho The Sensible Cap'n Submarines in the harbor Incognito Submarines of your dreams Not mine The red red sky Must take the price For giving to the people Who never never go to war We're glad it's all over We're glad it's a…
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Yo Ho Cap'n Sensible I'll be there with less than brass knobs on than expected. Will still be cold, but less chance of ice and frost lingering in the lanes. He said, "Captain", I said, "Wot?" He said, "Captain", I said, "Wot?" He said, "Captain"…
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Yo Ho I'll be there with brass knobs on. Is it forecast to be cold? Freezing D.... ....Dutchman
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Yo Ho All hands on deck at dawn Sailing to sadder shores Your port in my heavy storms Harbours the blackest thoughts I'm at sea again And now your hurricanes Have brought down This ocean rain To bathe me again My ship's …
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Yo Ho Agreed Cap'n. We've always been popular Pirates. Maybe they'll have a go at rhyming as well?! Forgery Dutchman.
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Yo Ho Grog was plentiful but insufficient to shipwreck a determined Cap'n, who, despite listing towards the (vintage) port, clung on masterfully in my slipstream, with all sheets to the wind. Sonic an impartial observer. Roles reversed today out o…
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Yo Ho Anybody partaking of the Dutchman's largesse tonight is unlikely to be able to see a bike tomorrow, let alone ride one. Well, you're only 52 once aren't you? Already Flying Dutchman
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So why aren't you at work?!
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Yo Ho Pleased with that solo ride. 40 miles @15's with no adverse effects after a long spell without regular riding. Just about fit enough to get back to the steady 9.30 ride, especially if there's a tow going! Look forward to seeing the crew a…
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Yo Ho my brother droogs Clocked on today at 10.30. Extra lie-in. Oh, bliss, bliss and heaven. I lay all nagoy to the ceiling, my gulliver on my rookers on the pillow, glazzies closed, rot open in bliss..... Ashwell Guilden Wrestlingworth P…
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Yo Ho I CAN HEAR YOU SO YOU CAN STOP SHOUTING..... I SAID YELLING! Space? Do Dutchmen Dream of Electric Sheep? I will tonight when the clocks change Philip K Dutchman
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Yo Ho Cap'n, Sonic and Bullet all away tomorrow, so I will be out on a solo ride to Yelling in the morning. Just getting back to fitness again, so really steady stuff. First taking advantage of an extra lie-in with the clocks changing. …
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Yo Ho lonely hearts Did you win the sprint against yourself, Cap'n? Cinders went to the ball last night. Forgot about the midnight curfew and my head turned into a pumpkin around 2.30am. No sign of fairy godmother or Prince Charming. …
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Yo Ho Cap'n Doubt I'll be out tomorrow. Have a charity ball to attend tonight, penguin suit and all. Unlikely that I can keep my Sober for October resolve going this evening. Have lasted 3 weeks so far, but grog has been paid for. The more w…
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Yo Ho Biggus Dickus Life's a piece of kit When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true, You'll see it's all a show, Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you! And always look on the bright side o…
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Yo Ho Brian fans If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing. …
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I was well and truly funked after that. Afternoon snooze to recharge the batteries I'll live to funk another day. FD
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Yo Ho Good to be out again. Longest ride since July! With the crew until Croxton, then returned via Gransdens, Croydon. A man's gotta know his limitations. 35 miles for me at around 15's. Lovely day for it. Funkenstein Dutchman