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Captains Curry - Sat 18th Jan -7.15pm
Ahoy pirates
Captain is having a ships table
come along if you feel able
let me know numbers so I can book
a curry in Baldock with a bit of luck
pirates and partners is the order of the day
from 7.30 to midnight if you want to stay
come along for the bon amie
after all the grog is free !
.......not really
CP
Captain is having a ships table
come along if you feel able
let me know numbers so I can book
a curry in Baldock with a bit of luck
pirates and partners is the order of the day
from 7.30 to midnight if you want to stay
come along for the bon amie
after all the grog is free !
.......not really
CP
Comments
For Cap'n's curry, starting with a popadom
Exotic spices from the East
Will make for a fiery feast
Sheek kebab and chicken jalfrazi
Washed down with Cobra, eyes go hazy
Sounds ideal, a lovely bash
But remember the song by Johnny Cash
If beef madras is your desire
Just beware the Ring of Fire.
FD
CP
Pete
will be booking this weekend
James
To get booked up for the Captain's curry
Expect they'll be many a cycling fable
Discussed at length at the Cap'n's table
Stories of sprints and stolen treasure
Recounted at dinner, laughed at leisure
A few drinks and lots of hot food
To put pirates and partners in the mood
Onion bhajis and and curried bhindi
Could cause the next day's ride to be windy
Who knows what effect a chicken Madras
Might have on a pirate's....sorry that's crass
If you fancy some laughs, plenty of fun
Some yo ho ho's, if not a bottle of rum
Come join the crew for our Indian trip
For an evening of banter, jokes and friendship
FD
7.15 for 7.30 pm Dine Bangla, Baldock
Sat 18th Jan
pirate or clothing optional
you know who you are
let me know if any changes of plan
the Dirty Dozen hit the town
CP
07.15 for 7.30
poppadoms and pickles at the ready
looking forward to it
CP
www.dinebangla.co.uk
21 Whitehorse St, Baldock, Hertfordshire SG7 6DY
01462 893643
Where are we going again?!
The Goldfish.
Add 2 please.
Adam
can not even remember their favourate dish
is it the one with recent zero hygiene rating ?
the crew was thinking the captain needed berating
but fear not my pirates, no need to carp
the captain is destined to be playing a harp
So come on Saturday leave your cares behind
the Dine Bangla is a magnificent find
with FD having a few before we all start
his Rapha bottom flap will blow when he fart
for pirates table manners have something to be desired
the mess will be something to be cherished and admired
free grog to those who dress inappropriately
for pirates like to flash a bit of splendid knee
but never trust a pirate, I have heard it told
for they live on their wits and being a bit bold
The treasure will be split by all who attend
don't forget to use the password, its my friend
bring it on
CP
Puts your stomach through the mangler
All are welcome, please don't shove
I've borrowed some rhyme from above
Exotic spices from the East
Will make for a fiery feast
Sheek kebab and chicken jalfrazi
Washed down with Cobra, eyes go hazy
Or pakora to follow shamee kebab
A whale of a time with cap'n Ahab
Sounds ideal, a lovely bash
But remember the song by Johnny Cash
If beef madras is your desire
Just beware the Ring of Fire.
Balti rani or korai chicken hot
Make you go as fast as Laura Trott
Onion bhajis and curried bhindi
Could cause Sunday's ride to be windy
Who knows what effect a chicken Madras
Might have on a pirate's....sorry that's crass
Next day's tailwind will be off the chart
But jokes about wind makes some folk smart
'No more rubbish about curry in Baldock'
Talk about bikes, don't act like a, er, fool
So here's where I end my little story
About pirates, grog and chicken tandoori
FD
Did you get a reply from James? He's organised the table.
John
last chance call, any more before I finalise ?
James
All hands on deck
Looks like decent weather for the ride tomorrow
CP
Yo ho ho and several bottles of cobra
Wives were smart, pirates had zest
You ho Ho and several bottles of cobra
To be continued.......
Thanks for the good company this evening all .
Captains bum give next table a terrible fright
Richard Burton had a chat and admired
To be part of the crew of course he desired
For the Captains table was full of fun and mirth
The amount consumed decided by table distance and girth.
The crew recovered, next day on parade
Fueled by paracetamol and fizzy lucozade
So until next time let's raise a glass
To Bon Amie and a display of ass
CP