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Sunday 09.30 ride

edited January 2014 in Club runs
Ahoy me hearties
Fair weather descends upon the pig tomorrow
Some maybe groggy from the grog sat night
Hence steady ride again
35 miles at 15 mph

Beware the smell of the Indian continent
It's just passing through

CP

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  • Looks like the wind will be up tomorrow, Cap'n, blowing directly behind....
  • Cut throat jake led on his return
    For to take the helm he did so yearn

    A fine day and a flat route post feast
    A day for consideration, not being a beast

    But ashwell in sight , back came the old steel
    The crew sent the long way, brought to heel

    He set up Pete, left him out on front
    He selected his gear, got ready for the hunt

    Cause the smell of glory too much to ignore
    For he is a Captain, not a sloth or bore

    So the old one two worked its magic again
    The line in sight, no hesitation no refrain

    So age and treachery, beat youth and skill
    Cut throat jake said swallow that pill

    So luckily now is before the season of sprint
    When the clocks do change, it will be just mint

    CP

    Ps the intermediate counted of course
  • FDFD
    edited January 2014
    11 out for a northern flattish route
    To spare those who'd been on the toot

    A decent pace, but no real hurry
    Speedsters slowed down by the curry

    A funny story was told by Jake
    Who thought he'd seen a mountain of steak

    Hallucinations, he's not sure how
    By the roadside, was that a dead cow?

    Not only did Bullet Tony miss the chicken madras
    But a chance to stare at dead bovine ass

    Anyhow, that's quite another story
    Let's get back to today and Jake's sprint glory

    Pete2 was on the front once more
    Moving at what he thought full bore

    Gasping, his shoulders beginning to heave
    Yet Jake shot by, with no by your leave

    Led out by the sly and wily Captain
    Pete's podium hopes were dashed again

    That's the trouble when a finish line moves
    Or your legs are slower than a dead cow's hooves!

    FD
  • Thanks for a good ride today. Good to see a few faces I haven't seen in a couple of years. Damn knee injury...
    Pace was nice and steady and the distance just over 60k. New bike even held up with no bolts or components loosening. Much good hearted banter, until I eventually heeded and did a turn on the front. Don't want to get a reputation you know. Will do some more next time now I have a feel for the pace and distance.

    That said I haven't worked out the rules of this no sprinting in the winter, which seemed to involve an unannounced intermediate sprint and 2 up gallop at the end.

    Andy - Not sure about the talk of dead cows, if it really was by the road how come 10 of us didn't see it?!?!
  • Pirates rules are what a Captain does
    turned out not a cow at all - Cut throat needs a new eye patch
    good to see you out again

    to the horizon me hearties

    CP
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