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9.30 Sunday 21st

edited December 2014 in Club runs
Captain indisposed after seasonal battering by Grimsby fish.
Normal 15 - 16 pace 40 - 45 miles
Crewing rules apply as normal
CTJ

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  • Yo Ho Ho Ho

    Dear cod....was it a multiple battering or just a sole attack? What's the John Dory... hope eel be OK, but I can kelp out if required?

    This might not be the right plaice to discuss it, but there's no point in whiting around...is he going to change his name to Cap'n Haddock?!

    Went out on my pike for a 2 Bridges variation ride this afternoon, was floundering a little, but there was a lovely
    mackerel sky at sunset....

    I'll get back on my perch!

    The fishing Dutchman
  • What does an orange parrot know about a fillet of fish ?
    No straight edges here
    Good for the ribs as well

    Have fun, don't drink too much
    Too late for some

    Captain whaler
  • FDFD
    edited December 2014
    Yo Ho Ho Ho

    The 3 Magi, Melchior, Caspar and Balthazar rode East from the 3 Tuns in search of their shining star
    Travelling to the North, West and South they saw 3 camels (llamas?) near a Little Town of Potton
    Before arriving back at a Nativity-less Ashwell barn to deposit their gifts of mould, ranking scents and slur
    Receiving hot coffee in return for their efforts, but of their star, Cap'n Ahab, there was no sign

    Ahab had himself travelled to the far north in search of his Moby Dick
    And local festive offerings - he feasted on Halibut and parsnips
    Followed by Artic Roll and washed down with a little whine
    Although he had a whale of a time, he missed his piratical crew

    Who were now sore, afraid and in need of some festive spirits
    Seeking solace on the Winter Solstice, their shortest ride of the year
    To warm their tired mussels and the cockles of their hearts
    Perhaps Ahab might bring some gifts for the 3 Kings from his grim Trek north?!


    Festive Dutchman
  • Captain sinking from the weight of whales and sore ribs
    Any plans for speed long gone
    But gifts are available from the northern star
    Come Christmas eve for liquid gold
    Say 6pm
    The holly spirt could make an appearance

    Or a coffee if around this week
    Captain land locked for a while yet

    Merry Christmas to all adventurers
    CP
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