Yo Ho ho ho
What is this zero carb approach to nutrition?
Are Bill & Ben new riders in the club?
Weeeed should be banned along with TUEs?
Time for another criterium around the Ashwell pubs?
Remember this does not involve actual riding with drinking folks.
There are more questions than answers
Pictures in my mind that will not show
There are more questions than answers
And the more I find out the less I know
Yeah, the more I find out the less I know.
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock I'm hooked into the mainstream, tuned into the world Plugged into my surroundings, it's not out on a limb I'm thinking in a straight line, I'm thinking that these thoughts are mine My heart is beating oh so fast, I feel the hours crashing Now my mind keeps time like clockwork And I think in sync like clockwork
How about a January date
The route taken we can debate
Rose, bushel and the tuns
I'll navigate you bring the funs
For crew consists of prue gold
Banter, beer, come and behold
So let it be, have a criterium
Just like Belgium, mines a delirium
Comments
Feel attracted to pink these days
Can not ride due to injury
Perhaps should write a blog ?
Neither pinky nor perky at the moment
Cannot ride due to indifference
What is a blog?
Bill and Ben more my thing than pinkies
They make insightful commentary on society.
Weeeeed
What is this zero carb approach to nutrition?
Are Bill & Ben new riders in the club?
Weeeed should be banned along with TUEs?
Time for another criterium around the Ashwell pubs?
Remember this does not involve actual riding with drinking folks.
There are more questions than answers
Pictures in my mind that will not show
There are more questions than answers
And the more I find out the less I know
Yeah, the more I find out the less I know.
Johnny Nash The Dutchman.
But who are Bill & Ben.....and do they like pub crawls?
Ben definitely likes pub crawls with flobbadob being his favourite saying after 2. Bill is more refined and speaks in oddle poddle as a native tongue.
A criterium around Ashwell sounds a good idea. As a native happy to do the guided tour of establishments. Clockwise or anti-clockwise ?
Tick Tock
Tick Tock
I'm hooked into the mainstream, tuned into the world
Plugged into my surroundings, it's not out on a limb
I'm thinking in a straight line, I'm thinking that these thoughts are mine
My heart is beating oh so fast, I feel the hours crashing
Now my mind keeps time like clockwork
And I think in sync like clockwork
Clockwise it is. Need a date and time.
The route taken we can debate
Rose, bushel and the tuns
I'll navigate you bring the funs
For crew consists of prue gold
Banter, beer, come and behold
So let it be, have a criterium
Just like Belgium, mines a delirium
A bike less criterium, lots of beer
Around the village in North Herts
A lively crew, no old bores
A barrel of laughs, another of ale
Plenty of laughs, clockwise we sail
Come along, you know you oughta
Bring a smile and don't tell Walter.
Will consult on dates
Friday night looking favourite
Just let me know if interested
Criterium criteria critical
Contributors comments commence
Comic content compulsory
Captain
Ashwell TriAlcoholon it is! Over 18s only.
Sign me up for a Friday evening in January when it's a bit quieter.
What a lot of C's Cap'n.
Tri anything Dutchman
Jokey Jamboree
Joshing Jewels
Join jaunts
Juniors jilted
Johns jibes just jokes
Jaw Jesters Jars
James
Joining.
John
Beer & bikes (Boris) = bovver
Bypass bicycles & Booze
Blasphemous?
Beveraging Buccaneer
Should satisfy saliva
Sailers songs salutations
Soley sinful scenes
Simple Simon
Gyratory gambols
Gorgeous gins
Great gluttons
Ginormous guffaws
Gentlefolk gurning
Goodness gracious
Gandalf Grey
Resolutions relinquished
Refreshments required
Ravaged renals
Regrets resolved
Ridicules rife
Riddles renewed
Rudderless rescued
Cabin Boy
Real writers wronged
Roger and out
Wandering whimsically
Whereas Walters
Wasted wantonly.
Wiseman.